Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Donald Trump To China :-

“Listen you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”


Donald Trump Would Speak To The “Motherf*ckers” In China In A Way That Would Get Them To Either Quake In Their Boots Or Piss Their Pants In Laughter




As you may have heard, because he’s said it a bunch of times, were Donald Trump to be elected President of the United States, his first order of business would be to “deal” with this China situation. Specifically, Trump has said he’d tell the Chinese that “If you don’t stop manipulating your currency, we’re going to put a 25 percent tax on your products that come into the US.”

The Don has made the case that he’s uniquely qualified to run this country because unlike our pussy diplomats (who “went to school to learn how to be nice”), he’d “deliver to the message” to to China in away that would get them to take the threat seriously. Today during a town hall, Trump workshopped some lines and so far here’s what he’s got: “Listen you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”

And when it comes to gas prices, he’d take a similar tack with a simple “You’re not going to raise that fucking price.”


Now that the birther thing is over for Donald Trump, he needs something new. Something else that can get people fired up. Like a bad comedian, Trump has decided that that thing is adding the word fuck to his populist routine. At a speech before a Republican crowd in Las Vegas yesterday, he dropped the F-bomb at least three times.

It doesn't exactly scream "presidential gravitas," but the crowd ate it up. America doesn't feel too great about itself right now. Our economy is struggling at home, our military efforts are flailing abroad. Everyone knows that the era of the United States as the globe's lone hegemonic power is rapidly coming to an end, if it hasn't already. Yet here's Trump offering a vision in which America is once again the world's brash, bold CEO. One in which powerful actors like OPEC and China will suddenly submit to our demands simply because our business tycoon president told them to. It's utterly fanciful, but you can see the appeal.


 

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