Traffic Snarls for Miles
Traffic snarled for miles as the vehicles filled with cocktail waitresses, restaurant hostesses and Playboy models clogged the streets leading to the storied baseball venue.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the gathering “a first-class headache” and said that he regretted authorizing it.
“You have thousands of angry women in one place, anything can happen,” he said. “I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather host Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.”
Shandi Shanoyne, a former Tiger mistress and thong publicist who organized the Yankee Stadium event, said that the thousands of women at Yankee Stadium were anxious to hear what Mr. Woods has to say.
“A lot of us have been waiting for months for him to text us back,” she said.
ANDY BOROWITZ
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