Tiger: At Least I Didn’t Fuck the Entire Gulf of Mexico

 

Golf Legend Seizes PR Opportunity

NEW YORK  – Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill, telling reporters, “At least I didn’t fuck the entire Gulf of Mexico.”

Initially stunned by his comment, reporters asked Mr. Woods to elaborate on his response to the oil spill crisis.

“I’m just saying, sometimes you can cause a lot more damage by drilling one hole as opposed to a thousand holes,” he said.  “I’m just saying.”