Whoa: Some Guy Wants To Punch Jamie Dimon In The Balls Today

(In case you don't know who Jamie is, he is the current CEO and chairman of JPMorgan Chase)

So this is really weird: A Facebook group just popped up that asks people to punch Jamie Dimon in the balls today.

Some guy is pissed about losing $142. Unfortunately, there's no picture of this hooligan.

He writes in the description: "This guy owes me $142 dollars, if you see him today punch him in the balls and say 'Sean Michael Carey sends his regards, f*cker.'"

And there's more craziness in the form of advice:

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      I'm sure this happens all the time, so he's probably wearing a cup.
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      I recommend sneaking up behind him and kicking between the legs. That way you assure a solid nut punt.
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      Try to film it if you can.

He sounds sincere and mad. What the heck? So inexplicably mean.